Tuesday, February 21, 2012

I can think of 4 girls that have the letters "Shay" somewhere in their name. And guess what? They are all gorgeous and sometimes skanky.

I wanted to name one of my children Shay or Shae or Shea? Or any other variation until I met my first skank Shae.

She worked with someone I communicate with and was known as the resident slut there. She was even known that back in high school. She had a reputation! She had inappropriate relations with men in the parking lot. Shady Shay.

I also know another current Shay. And she has another part that goes on the end of her name. She's pretty and lovely and nice and also goes to school with someone I live with. I sure hope none of those people read this blog because they'll know exactly who I'm talking about. It's a small school. Anyway, I met her once and she really is a good Shay. Sweet Shay.

The other Shay I know also has some ending on her name. And I love her. You probably know her too. She's a photographer. And is kind and pretty. Super Shay.

Then there's the last Shay. I don't actually really know her all that well. She seems nice enough. A little skanky, a little nice. Sweet and Sour Shay.

There's NO point to this blog. I was just thinking about the 2nd Shay. She is my roommates friend. Oh, did I tell you that David denied my roommate request on Facebook? rood. 

Sunday, February 12, 2012

I feel soooo honored. I think I've been tagged twice (this being the second time) and I was tagged by a superstar in my eyes, Danica. She's the significant other to one of my bff's from PA. You'll LOVE her blog.

Here are the rules of the challenge:

1 - You must post the rules.
2 - Post eleven fun facts about yourself on the blog post
3 - Answer the eleven questions the tagger set for you in their post
4 - Create eleven new questions to ask the people you've tagged
5 - Tag eleven people and link them on your post
6 - Let them know you've tagged them!

11 Fun Facts about mi mi mi.

1- I changed the first letter of each of those sentences (the rules of the challenge). They were not capitalized.
2- I'm keeping with the "theme" by making my numbers match those from above. 1-,2-, 3-, which normally I'm not a spaz about, but I'm nervous and want to impress.
3- Animals are my favorite. However, I hate the ones we own. We have 8 chickens and a dog. I LOATHE them. It's a very strange feeling for me. Stop judging. You kind of have to agree the animals and kids are much cuter when you can give them back to their owners. Am I right? Yes I am. I peed my pants today from yelling at the chickens and the dog. The dog was chasing the chickens. It's embarrassing because I was outside. And I have neighbors.
4- I like girly TV shows but I don't like girly movies.
5- I can't remember the last time I cooked dinner. David loves to do it and I really don't. Also, I have some good excuses I think. See number 6.
6- The hospital knows me now. I've been there 4 times this year.
7- I can type real fast. Wanna have a contest? I've always wanted to.
8- In our house we call our delicate laundry, "sensitives".
9- When I grow up I want to be a party planner and a homeopathic doctor.
10- I wish I had more accessories (jewelry/hair stuff)
11- I started watching soap operas when I was 12. I wish I still could because I LOVE them.

Her 11 Questions

Last book you read? Currently reading The Girl Who Played with Fire.

Favorite song right now? Oh geez. Hardest question EVER! Um.... should I check my iPod for the one with the most plays? I think I might have to say Domino by Jessie J. Don't laugh please. Or if you are laughing then I'm changing my mind to Man in the Mirror from Joyful Noise. Because you can't laugh at that.

Favorite place to shop? Freakin Target. Or Goodwill.

Best purchase ever? Our house? Our sweet little car that's done so great for us? My Frada purse? Body pillow? Probably the body pillow.   

Most embarrassing moment, please. Seeing an old friend at the store and asking her when she was due. Her responding, "I already had him."

First kiss story. May NOT be the same as #5. Well, it was kind of a big deal because I was a good Mormon. So it was after a dance (our first date) and he took me home. He read me this poem he wrote and then kissed me on the cheek and once on the lips. It was 100 percent sweet and appropriate. Unlike yours I'm sure. hahaha. Just kidding.

Grossest food you've ever eaten? Um. I have never eaten anything gross. I love food. The grossest food I've never eaten is fish anything. Seafood anything. Um hello, it TOTALLY looks like what it is.

What is your next vacation? What are your plans? Good one. Is this meant to kick us in the rear end and plan one? I think we are gonna go to Vegas next weekend. Because husband has a 3 day weekend. Plus, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas right?

Favorite blog that you follow? Ugh. I love so many. I truly do love Danica's but I feel she doesn't do it enough. And if I were a good person, I wouldn't complain cause I know she's great at Pinteresting and Twittering both of which I suck at. I'm just tryin' to keep up with my Words With Friends games.  Please read this post, especially the part about photobombing. It totally inspired me to do the same thing. A friend and I were at the Twilight marathon. People had all kinds of cameras and things that are smaller than netbooks that I can't think of the name of. Anyway, so some people were taking the Myspace photo and my friend and I totally got in the picture. I'm talking kissy face and peace signs all around. It was quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever experienced. Because the screens on those things are giant, we saw the final result. BEST! Wow. Off topic.
Celebrity you'd most like to punch in the face? Again, I have to pick just one? Definitely Kanye West. He's rood.

Something you LOVE that you're embarrassed about? Taco Bell on a certain day of the week.

My Questions:

1- On average, how many texts do you send/receive a day?
2- Are you a back/side/belly or fetal position sleeper?
3- Your true feelings on Facebook?
4- If you had a whole day to spend by yourself, what would you do?
5- Favorite smell?
6- I'm gonna have to steal this one, first kiss story?
7- The pet peeves you never talk about?
8- What does your closet look like?
9- Makeup staple you can't live without? Brand and color, etc.
10- Do you REALLY floss and brush twice or three times a day?
11- Favorite name for a girl?

People I tag:

Ginny from Seeking the Sunlight
Desi from The Musings of One Crazy Lady
Robin from The Mess that is My Life
Jia from Untypically Jia
Jaime from the Pregnant Post Office
Laura from Allred
Emily from The Kleyn's
Annie from Short Little Blond Girl
Katie from Northern Nickle Nuthouse
Janell from Nickle Family
Terina from The Maldonados

This takes awhile but don't give up!

Sunday, February 5, 2012

I'm not a fan of the sport itself. Really. I know? I'm not even gonna say the word Superbowl after this because I know you're totally tired of hearing about it. I was gonna put this whole post as an update on my Facebook but in less words obviously. And then I realized that I couldn't.

I just wanted to say that I used to not believe in TV on Sunday. I am a victim to my upbringing. We weren't allowed to watch anything. But eventually we got to watch Disney movies. That's all. I carried that into my first month of marriage maybe before I realized that sometimes... TV is a great way to bond.

Today was a good example of that. We went over to a friends house and watched the game. It was the first time getting together with a couple that we've been trying to get together with for awhile. And i feel like watching the game with them and the parents of the couple was a great way to start it all.

So I don't believe people are evil anymore and I don't think I will go to H-E- double hockey sticks for watching Grey's Anatomy after I finish this post. I sort of wonder who believes that still. Because I know they are out there. And I don't judge them for NOT watching TV on Sunday. I was looking at my News Feed to see how many of my fellow church goers published something about the football game today and many of them did! I was somewhat surprised. And happy!

Go TV on Sunday. Lol. But listen. I totally think that Sundays are a day of rest. And guess what? Sundays are the ONLY days that my hubby and I can actually sit down together and watch something for more than 10 minutes. We've always loved watching shows and movies and things. So it's our day and I totally feel much closer to him because of it. And I think that's what God wants. And actually, I don't think God cares. I think He wants us to be happy and to be close to him. But that might be another post for another day. lol.