Late Night Viagra Commercials

Remember this commercial from Ellen?


I just saw the real one! I'm watching The Blacklist. And Tom is in Dresden Germany! Why are the commercials for Viagra and other such medicines SO long? It's awkward.

Do you also remember when my van situation happened?

Matt and David getting ready to pull it to where it should be... on all 4 tires. 
Do you remember how we bought a hooptie? I'm sorry, I can't post a picture of that because I don't have one. I can't even get a stock photo because they only sell this car in Africa I think.

Well it broke down the other night. Actually, it didn't. Beecause it still runs very well, but the tires don't. It's a bearing or something. I don't know how to spell that in reference to cars. Baring? Ha. I don't know.

We were on a date and we went to this delicious restaurant called Liu. Our waitress was super nice and it reminded me of being in America at a Chinese buffet because the English was broken but the service was good and people were friendly, not like Germany at all. Just kidding. Mostly.

I mean, I hate buffets. But I did not hate this place. Yay! In my round about way, I asked what languages she spoke and one of them was not Chinese. But she did speak Vietnamese and English and German! Amazing.

We headed to catch the late movie on post only we didn't make it. We made it to Mantel which ended up being a really convenient place. Because I had to go potty SO bad. I found a gasthaus and was able to do my business there. While we waited outside for our Best. Neighbors. Ever. to rescue us, some older folks stumbled outside laughing and almost tripping and talking to us in German. David and I just laughed along with them and said Ja! here and there. I'm sure they thought we were so dumb for not having anything to say to their what I presume were, hilarious jokes. I like Germans a lot better when they are drunk. Haha. I think that must be why they drink so much beer here.... everyone is much happier! Speaking of beer. David and I both ordered a drink at the restaurant. He got a mango juice and I had a Cola Light. They were both more expensive than the beer. Hahaha! Germany!

So anyway, we have a rental car right now! It's really quite lovely because the prospects are endless when you have a vehicle that runs well! We have had a couple of 4 day weekends where we have been confined to a 1 or 2 hour radius for a few reasons, one being we dont have a car that will make it further. But when you have a car, and some energy, you can go and do anything! So fun.

I'll let you know where we end up. Even if it is just to our living room. Because I am tired. Haha. Car problems right?


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