Tube tops and bad spellers

I think I am going to make a song like the one about "My Favorite Things" but it will be about my least favorite things. Instead of "Raindrops on roses, and whiskers on kittens.." it will say something like, " tube tops and bad spellers make me hate everyone..." Are you singing it in your head? I hope so. Seriously. ppl who spell like this and say u and r and y and things like that instead of spelling you and are and why make me want to strangle something. It's so weird because I am noticing all of these things that drive me crazy, and I sometimes want to write about them. Partly because I like the response, and partly because I hope the people who do these things will stop. Don't worry, I am a positive person most of the time, but other times I just want to whine. And i do what I want.

So another thing that just KILLS me is people who freaking chomp their gum and food. OH MY GOSH! I have to leave the room sometimes. And when I can't leave the room and I am stuck in a car or something with a person that does it, I am tempted to jump out. seriously.

Girls who go to prom, stop wearing tube top dresses. Get creative.

Old people who drive the biggest cars in the world need to STOP or have their licenses taken away .

Ugh. I am done with that part. The list could go on. But I have a lot to do.

I am in a lot of pain today. I am supposed to call my doctor cause I told David and my Mom I would. I just don't want to be one of those patients who calls about the dumb stuff. But it's pretty bad. Maybe I should do it just in case.

At least I like the smell of Biolage SO much. They have a body lotion out too. Don't worry, it's the best. I can't stop thinking about the time that David called it "Bio-log-eee". Makes me pee my pants.

Well, I should get going with my day considering that it is 1:33 in the afternoon.

I like you. 

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